Welcome Committee
1. If you live south of the border with your baby and your wife
And the cartels run your town and you’re fearing for your life
If you take a chance and pack your bags … head up to the border
Apply for asylum, all your papers are in order
Now it’s taken them forever, but it looks like you can stay
You’ve got your last meeting with the judge today…
If this is you…
It’ll be ICE to meet you.
Chorus:
It’ll be ICE to meet you in the court house
It’ll be ICE to meet you as they take away your kid
It’ll be ICE to meet you even though you’ve done no wrong
It’ll be ICE to meet you then you’re gone
2. And if you are that woman with a dream in your soul
And coming here for college is your lifelong goal
If you filled out applications and turned in all your grades
Applied for a visa, the deposit has been made
You say goodbye to mom and dad and now you’re on your way
You are gonna be a great doctor someday!
If this is you…
It’ll be ICE to meet you.
Chorus:
It'll be ICE to meet you in your dorm room
It'll be ICE to meet you when you're headed out to class
It'll be ICE to meet you as you walk across the lawn
It'll be ICE to meet you then you're gone.
Bridge:
They cover up their faces like the KKK
They don’t have a warrant, but they’ll take you any way
If you seek a better life, then I am here to say…It’ll ice to meet you.
3. If you are that young man whiter than white
You know about your privilege so you’re making things right
You march in every protest, show up for every fight
You take on every MAGA on your laptop every night
You know you are untouchable, no need to be discreet
You are going to join all the masses in the street
If this is you
It'll be ICE to meet you
Chorus:
It'll be ICE to meet you on the corner
It'll be ICE to meet you when you march in that parade
It'll be ICE to meet you when you’re belting out that song
It'll be ICE to meet you then you're gone
It'll be ICE to meet you…………… then you're gone
Conversation at the Bar
My Jesus and your Jesus were sitting at the bar,
drinking wine, made divine…12 bottles so far.
Now my Jesus said, “Hey Jesus, the world is in distress.”
and your Jesus said, “I agree…we ought to fix this mess.”
Then My Jesus said “So Jesus, why don’t we feed the poor?”
And your Jesus said, “Hold the phone…that's not what we were sent here for.”
But my Jesus said, “Look around, there’s nothing in their purse.”
And your Jesus shook his head, “Handouts only make it worse.”
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And my Jesus said, “Why can’t we just agree?
We come from the same bible, the gospels, you and me.”
Then my Jesus said, “Dear Jesus, let’s save the little ones.”
And your Jesus said, “It’s all good…now that Roe v. Wade is done.”
But my Jesus said, “Wait Jesus. What happens once they're here?”
And your Jesus took a sip…”It’s not our job to interfere.”
Chorus:
And your Jesus said, “Why can’t we just agree?
We come from the same bible, the gospels, you and me.”
Then My Jesus said ,”Oh Jesus, can’t we just stop the hate?”
And your Jesus rolled his eyes, “Not that rainbow pride debate.”
But my Jesus, he tried again, “Empathy never fails.”
Then your Jesus lost his shirt, “what about the straight white males?”
Chorus:
And my Jesus said, “Why can’t we just agree?
We come from the same bible, the gospels, you and me.”
Then my Jesus said, ”You know Dad, he thinks you've gone astray.”
And your Jesus said, “I know Dad, he said you've gone and lost your way.”
Well my Jesus and your Jesus, they don't see me eye to eye,
because you're Jesus and my Jesus ain’t the same guy.
What Did You Learn in School Today?
1. What did you learn in school today, dear little boy of mine,
What did you learn in school today, dear little boy of mine?
I learned that Russia is our friend
I learned that Medicaid has to end
I learned that genders can’t be picked
And Vaccinations make me sick
And that's what I learned in school today, that's what I learned in school.
2. What did you learn in school today, dear little girl of mine,
What did you learn in school today, dear little girl of mine?
I learned that Democracy does not work
That ol’ Joe Biden is a big fat jerk
And if you’re woke then you’re a bum
If you pay taxes, you are dumb
And that's what I learned in school today, that's what I learned in school.
3. What did you learn in school today, dear little boy of mine,
What did you learn in school today, dear little boy of mine?
I learned our government must be strong
The President is never wrong
I learned that science is a lie
And you’ll be straight if you just try
And that's what I learned in school today, that's what I learned in school.
4. What did you learn in school today, dear little girl of mine,
What did you learn in school today, dear little girl of mine?
I learned that the courts get in the way
I learned that migrants can not stay
And if you’re rich then you come first
And DEI is just the worst
And that's what I learned in school today, that's what I learned in school.
Bridge:
But Dad it really wasn’t like this in the Fall
And I’m not sure I’m liking what I’m learning at all
The teachers don’t seem happy like they did last year
And I’m not even sure that I like here, so…
That's what I learned in school today, that's what I learned in school. 2x
March
I don't march because I like it
I march because I must.
That's what Martin Luther said.
And I march ‘cause I’m a man and I’m a child of God.
That's what Martin Luther said.
Somewhere I read about the freedom of press;
Somewhere I read about the right to redress.
I don't march because I like it.
I march because I must.
That's what Martin Luther said.
And we ain't going to let no police dogs turn us around.
That's what Martin Luther said.
And we sure aren't going to let no injunction turn us ‘round.
That's what Martin Luther said.
Oh I’m happy tonight I'm not fearing any man.
I’m not fearing anything, for I have seen the promised land.
I don't march because I like it
I march because I must.
That's what Martin Luther said.
And if that mighty Reverend were with us here tonight,
I know what Martin Luther would say.
He’d say “Grab all your signs and lace your boots up tight
‘cause we’re a going marching tonight!”
For when a tyrant comes to power, throwing shadows cross the land,
It's time to go to a marchin’ for the battle is at hand.
I don't march because I like it, I march because I must
That's what Martin Luther said.
Oh we don't march because we like it, we march because we must
That's what Martin Luther said.
Your Day is Coming
1. Back in the days of Colonial times, King George was having a fit
He knew we were making some serious cash, And he wanted every bit
So we had a little disagreement, And when it was said and done
We saw the birth of the USA and the King was on the run
And if you’re gona take a lesson from back in yesteryear
There seems to be one obvious truth that could not be more clear
Chorus:
Your day’s coming
And it sooner than you know
Your day’s coming
when it’ll be time for you to go
If there’s one thing in this world on which we can depend,
The bully always goes too far and crumbles in the end
Your day’s coming
You can feel it in the air
Your day’s coming
All your cronies best beware
As we’re pullin’ down your statue, you will know this to be true
The history books are littered with little men like you
2. And deep in the woods by the big old pond, Thoreau he was writing away.
He said,”You people need to rise on up when a tyrant rules the day
Well Gandhi got the message, Mandela, he did, too.
Lech Walesa, that union man, knew just what to do.
So never be afraid to pick up a book and learn some history
‘Cause once you understand the will of man your fate is plain to see
Chorus:
Your day’s coming
And it’s sooner than you think
Your day’s coming
As you teeter on the brink
If there’s one thing in this world on which we can depend,
The bully always goes too far and crumbles in the end
Your day’s coming
When justice will prevail
Your day’s coming
You were always bound to fail
When we’re pullin’ down your statue, you will know this to be true
The history books are littered with little men like you
Bridge:
You spend your days a dreaming ‘bout the strong men of the past…Mussolini, Hitler…but their days they didn’t last
Chorus:
Your day’s coming
And it sooner than you know
Your day’s coming
when it’ll be time for you to go
When we’re pulling down your statue, you will know this to be true
The history books are littered with little men like you
Your day’s coming
And it’s sooner than you think
Your day’s coming
As you teeter on the brink
If there’s one thing in this world on which we can depend,
The bully always goes too far and crumbles in the end
I Couldn’t Have Done it Without You
1. Well I’m back in the White House and I’m here to stay
So let me give some credit to some friends today
Starting with the GOP
You used to have integrity
Until I came along and you threw it all away for me
And you must know that your red states
Will be screwed more than the blue…But mum’s the word
Chorus:
I Couldn’t Have Done it Without You!
La da dee dum day
A la da da a la da dee dum day
2. Let’s all rise for my sweet Supremes.
Owning the court is a con man’s dream
Ruling with impunity
Giving me immunity
Making damn sure there ain’t nothing you can do to me.
And even though I’ll ignore you
when we disagree…Take a bow
Chorus:
I Couldn’t Have Done it Without You!
La da dee dum day
A la da da a la da dee dum day
3. And let’s hear it for you preachers… that I see on tv
Convincing all your people that their god chose me
Pushing your Theocracy
Spewing that Hypocrisy
Joining up with me in my war against democracy
And I’m not sure why you love me
‘Cause I’m a poster boy for hell…Couldn’t you tell?
Chorus:
I Couldn’t Have Done it Without You!
La da dee dum day
A la da da a la da dee dum day
I say hey…La da dee dum day
A la da da a la da dee dum day
4. And let’s give a raise to you leaders of our schools
But only to the traitors who follow my rules
Teach about my victory
Erase our nation’s history
And banish any book that may be contradictory
And if this coup’s gonna happen
We’re gonna need the each and every kid…You passed the test
Chorus:
I Couldn’t Have Done it Without You!
La da dee dum day
A la da da a la da dee dum day
I say hey…La da dee dum day
A la da da a la da dee dum day
5. And last but not least all my MAGA friends
The depth of your treason truly has no end
I played on your hostility
Your utter gullibility
I had no idea that I had this capability
And pretty soon you will realize
You got used more than the rest…Who’d a thunk?
Chorus:
I Couldn’t Have Done it Without You!
La da dee dum day
A la da da a la da dee dum day
I say hey…La da dee dum day
A la da da da da da…
I Couldn’t Have Done it Without You!
